New drop every month

Mental health planners for people who cope with dark humor

Each month, a new limited-edition planner drops. Dark humor on the outside. Real mental health tools on the inside. When it sells out, it's gone forever.

Get the March Drop — $29
1/mo New Drop
Limited Quantity
$29 Per Planner
How it works

One planner. One month. One chance to get it.

01

The Drop Hits

First of every month, a new MoodDrop planner goes live. Each one has a unique dark humor theme tied to a real mental health focus. Anxiety month. Burnout month. "I'm fine" month.

02

You Grab It (or You Don't)

Limited quantity. No restocks. If it sells out before you get there, that's it. The waitlist gets 24-hour early access. Everyone else hopes for the best.

03

You Actually Use It

Mood trackers, coping prompts, dark humor throughout, weekly check-ins. It's a real planner with real therapeutic structure. Just funnier than your therapist.

What's inside

Not your average "gratitude journal"

Every MoodDrop planner is built around actual mental health frameworks. We just made them bearable.

Monthly Mood Tracker

Track your emotional patterns without the clinical vibe. Spot trends. See what's working. Dark humor labels because "meh" is a valid mood.

Weekly Check-ins

Guided prompts based on CBT and mindfulness principles, wrapped in language that doesn't make you cringe. No "what are you grateful for today?" energy.

Coping Mechanism Pages

Practical strategies for the theme of the month. Anxiety? Here's a grounding exercise. Burnout? Here's permission to do nothing. In writing.

Dark Humor Throughout

Illustrations, quotes, and section headers that make you laugh when you'd rather scream. This isn't toxic positivity. This is survival comedy.

"If I'm going to track my feelings, it better at least be funny."

The entire MoodDrop thesis

Current Drop

March: The Burnout Edition

The first-ever MoodDrop planner. 31 days of burnout recovery tools disguised as dark humor. Limited to 500 copies.

Drop #001 — Live Now

The Burnout Edition

For when "self-care" means canceling everything and not feeling guilty about it.

$29 Limited — selling fast

Grab It Before It's Gone

Your coping mechanism deserves better design.

MoodDrop. Limited drops. Dark humor. Real tools. Every month, something new. Every month, it disappears.